probation

He wasn't drinking, he was just wearing too much cologne! That's the story that Adam Paulson is telling as to why his alcohol-monitoring device went off.

He was driving with a blood alcohol level over twice the legal limit. He hit and killed a young mother, but the judge has sentenced him to probation.

Sometimes I swear our justice system is so messed up. This mother is accused of starving her child, and all she got was a slap on the hand!