There are days when your mind is so tired from all of the angry comments and misinformation you read on social media that you seriously consider deactivating your profile once and for all. Then you see a completely ridiculous post like this one and get sucked back in.
There are some true gems in here :) Have your car breakdown at strategic places. Be friendly to ugly men - handsome is as handsome does. Talk to his father about business and agree taxes are too high. Buy a convertible - men like to ride in them.