The Internet Makes Me Angry
I hate the internet.
Over the weekend I tried to detox from technology and the internet for a few days. When I came back it was like cleansing my system and then suddenly eating a bag of cheeseburgers and drinking a fifth of vodka. Let’s just take a quick peak at what the internet offered us this morning:
Macaulay Culkin’s Band Booed Off Stage and Pelted With Beer: “Um, so…?” said every person who has ever played in a band.
Justin Bieber Flirts With Model Yovanna Ventura on Instagram After Hanging Out on a Yacht With Gigi Hadid: I don’t follow Justin Bieber on Instagram, but I guarantee the “flirting” began with “hey girl…”
Kendall Jenner -- I Got a Deluxe Apartment in the Sky!: Because what 18 year old doesn’t have a place to call their own that cost over a million bucks…? Gosh, I don't know about you but I TOTALLY relate.
Seriously… the internet is a pretty terrible place. And I haven’t even started about the anonymous trolling that happens when somebody does dare to put up something positive. Let me be the first to acknowledge that I’m a total hypocrite and part of the problem. But honestly, if the world went all “Revolution” like on that terrible TV show, would we really be worse off? I mean do we really need to see the first official photos from Kimye’s wedding? I'd take the zombie apocalypse over that nonsense any day.
Am I just being grumpy or do you hate the internet too? Go ahead and post your non-troll comments below.