I hate the internet.

Over the weekend I tried to detox from technology and the internet for a few days.  When I came back it was like cleansing my system and then suddenly eating a bag of cheeseburgers and drinking a fifth of vodka.  Let’s just take a quick peak at what the internet offered us this morning:

 

Macaulay Culkin’s Band Booed Off Stage and Pelted With Beer:  “Um, so…?” said every person who has ever played in a band.

 

Justin Bieber Flirts With Model Yovanna Ventura on Instagram After Hanging Out on a Yacht With Gigi Hadid:  I don’t follow Justin Bieber on Instagram, but I guarantee the “flirting” began with “hey girl…”

Kendall Jenner -- I Got a Deluxe Apartment in the Sky!: Because what 18 year old doesn’t have a place to call their own that cost over a million bucks…?  Gosh, I don't know about you but I TOTALLY relate.

 

Seriously… the internet is a pretty terrible place.  And I haven’t even started about the anonymous trolling that happens when somebody does dare to put up something positive. Let me be the first to acknowledge that I’m a total hypocrite and part of the problem.  But honestly, if the world went all “Revolution” like on that terrible TV show, would we really be worse off?  I mean do we really need to see the first official photos from Kimye’s wedding? I'd take the zombie apocalypse over that nonsense any day.

 

Am I just being grumpy or do you hate the internet too?  Go ahead and post your non-troll comments below.

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