You Can’t Argue With Science

Some facts cannot be argued.  They are science.

If you are a lawyer and you are wearing a pinkie ring, even the other lawyers will make fun of you.  It’s science.

If you are making a movie, put a talking raccoon carrying a machine gun in it.  Talking raccoons with machine guns make everything 83 percent better.  It’s science.

If you can’t get up in the morning and walk out of your house without slipping and falling on cat puke, you should not go to Africa.  You will slip on a hippo deuce and break your leg.  While down, you will be eaten by a rhino.  It’s science.

If you put the word “Lil’” in front of your name, you will be mistaken for a rapper at some point in your life.  It’s science.

If you read this entire post, you have way too much time on your hands at work.  It’s science.

If you think of something else that is a scientific fact, you will post it in the comments section below.  It’s science.