Dogs Do Laundry? Cats Do Dishes?

In his weekly Funbag column, Deadspin’s Drew Magary is posed with a question which has stumped philosophers for centuries: Would you rather have a dog that folds laundry, or a cat that does dishes? “The dog, I guess,” Magary replies. “My preference for dogs over cats is greater than my hatred for doing dishes over folding laundry, so there you have it. Doing dishes blows, but folding laundry is also horrible. It’s 8:30 p.m., and the kids are finally asleep, and I’m just about ready to settle into the recliner when I see that laundry basket filled to the brim over in the corner, and it never ceases to make my blood boil.”

Would You Rather Have a Dog That Does Laundry, or a Cat That Does Dishes?