Why I Hate Soccer

Lots of people are jumping on the soccer bandwagon after the USA's upset of Ghana. You can have my seat on the bandwagon. I won't be jumping on it anytime soon.

Don't get me wrong, I love America and anything red, white, and blue. But soccer is so... "European." I once went to one professional soccer match (see, they don't even call it a game) and it ended in a tie. A tie! Nobody won! I felt so... empty.

But the thing that annoys me the most about soccer is how the guys are constantly taking their shirts off. You don't see a football player ripping his jersey and pads off after scoring a touchdown. You don't see a designated hitter get half naked after crushing a homerun.

Keep your shirts on soccer players.

Sure you have abs of steel and chiseled pecs. But if I'm drinking beer on the couch while eating chicken wings, the last thing I want is to feel bad about my body. So knock it off. Until there is a red card handed out for taking off their shirts, I will keep my feet planted on the ground and my butt out of the soccer bandwagon.

You with me or you jumping on the bandwagon? Leave your thoughts below.