Just Say No

Flakka is like meth. It makes you do stupid things. Really stupid things.

Kenneth Crowder was arrested in Melbourne, Florida, on Friday after allegedly running through a neighborhood naked, engaging in an unnamed naughty act with a tree and identifying himself as God before roughhousing with cops.

The 41-year-old was apparently under the influence of the drug flakka, and had to be Tasered twice before officers were able to subdue him. After he initially pulled the Taser probes off his body and was punched in the face, he scuffled with officers while claiming to be Thor (You can certainly see the likeness....said no one....ever).

"I'm Thor!" he cried. The cops replied.."no wonder, God of Thunder...you tried to have relations with a tree, probably gonna be "thor" for a few days!"

Flakka is a potent new stimulant which has an effect similar to bath salts or meth.