Most Ridiculous Excuses to Miss Work

Have you used any of these? Don't lie!

I'm mean, we've all played hookie at some point right, but I think these excuses are a little too bogus for me! How about you? According to CareerBuilder these are the most outrages excuses used in the last year:

• Employee's false teeth flew out the window while driving down the highway
• Employee's favorite football team lost on Sunday so needed Monday to recover
• Employee was quitting smoking and was grouchy
• Employee said that someone glued her doors and windows shut so she couldn't leave the house to come to work
• Employee bit her tongue and couldn't talk
• Employee claimed a swarm of bees surrounded his vehicle and he couldn't make it in
• Employee said the chemical in turkey made him fall asleep and he missed his shift
• Employee felt like he was so angry he was going to hurt someone if he came in
• Employee received a threatening phone call from the electric company and needed to report it to the FBI
• Employee needed to finish Christmas shopping
• Employee's fake eye was falling out of its socket
• Employee got lost and ended up in another state
• Employee couldn't decide what to wear