Want To See What It Looks Like When You Have An Infected Testicle?
...are you sure you can handle this....?
Come on you sicko. Of course I'm not going to show you a picture of THAT. (You can google image search it if you're really curious...)
But here's what it looks like when you DO have an infected testicle:
You see how glassy my eyes are? You see how red my face is? You see how well I wear that hospital gown? (I make that thing look good....)
That, my friends, is a picture of pain. Serious, serious pain.
First of all, I had no idea getting an infection in one of your boys was even possible. (It is. And more common than you know...) Secondly, there is nothing I can imagine that hurts quite so bad.
It started with a fever. A really, really high fever (105). Then I got the chills without the fever. Nausea. And then serious pain. I mean, wow.
Thank you to the nurses and doctors who took care of me last week. I can't imagine you ever get used to a grown man weeping as you do ultrasounds on his junk. But thank you for what you do.