Is the ‘Best Zipline in Idaho’ Actually a Massive Cover-Up?
One source says this is a "Can't miss" zip line experience.
Some skeptics, including me, have questions...
It sounds fun, right? You suspend yourself high in the air, and slide across the sky at breakneck speeds. If you're an adrenaline junkie with an itch to scratch, then this highly-praised zip line over Snake River Canyon might be just the thing. Just listen to this dazzling description and try not to get goosebumps:
You really haven’t experienced all that this canyon has to offer until you’ve taken this epic zip line tour that takes you right over it. This tour is truly the ultimate outdoor adventure.
Boy oh boy, where do we sign up? Let's go gang!
Not so fast.
According to a reputable source, traveling via zip line isn't all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it's a treacherous day-long struggle bus that can break friendships, minds, and even hearts. That reputable source? South Park.
*warning: adult language*
In the episode entitled I Never Should Have Gone Ziplining, the boys of South Park do just that. The writers literally dedicated an entire episode to how truly boring they say riding a zip line can be.
So, who do we trust? A blog that normally writes about "This Small Abandoned City In (State) Is A Must-See If You Like (Thing)", or an Emmy Award-winning television series? You can make your own choice, but this writer is going with the latter.