Best Idaho Jokes ***EVER***
I hope your skin is thick as can be because some of these are a little hard to take. I've never been one to get too offended by anything so I can see the humor in these jokes but do I agree with what they're saying? Ummmm, that'd be a big NO. Here's the top ten jokes about Idaho I've found including the number one best joke about Idaho according to MSN.com.
Q: If Idaho had its own space program, what would be the name of the first satellite?
A: Spudnik 1
Q: What did the prostitute say to the potato?
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Idaho?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Idaho burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: Why do folks from Idaho go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Idaho?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why did Idaho raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Idaho is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What does a Vandals grad call a Broncos grad in 5 years?